If We Had Some Global Warming

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by the Barenaked Ladies

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
it wouldn’t be 20 below.
it wouldn’t be 20 below.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
I wouldn’t be shoveling snow.
I wouldn’t be shoveling that blasted snow.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
I wouldn’t have to drive this giant truck.
maybe I could drive a little commuter car.

If we had some global warming, 
I’d set the flamingo free.

If we had some global warming, 
we wouldn’t have any cares.

If we had some global warming, 
we could turn our snow shovels into lawn chairs.

If we had some global warming, 
we’d lose those nasty polar  ice caps.

Sure, the oceans would  rise and we would
lose parts of Florida and all, but we’d gain all
of Antarctica, and just think, North Canada would even be inhabitable,  not to mention Northern Minnesota.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
we’d have some nice greenhouse effect.
Ever been in a greenhouse? It’s nice and hot.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
Maybe we’ve got palm trees.
Just think, 10,000 lakes and palm trees.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
maybe we’ve got alligators.
No, the muskies would eat them.

If we had some global warming, 
I’d set the flamingo free.

If we had some global warming, 
we could throw our windshield scrapers away.

If we had some global warming, 
we could be outside for the whole day.

If we had some global warming, 
we’d lose all those mean old polar bears.
I’m just kidding, we wouldn’t want to hurt any polar bears
But their so cute. 
Yea, cute cold-blooded killers.
All I can say to the polar bears is one thing,  “evolve!”

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
Well, I’d make you a fur coat.
Well, we got to do something with all them dead polar bears.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
maybe we’d use less fuel,
which would lessen our dependence on foreign oil.

If we had some global warming, 
If we had some global warming, 
we’d have a longer growing season,
which could stop world hunger.

If we had some global warming, 
I’d set the flamingo free.

If we had some global warming, 
way up here in Minnesota,
if we had some global warming, 
I wouldn’t mind when I ought to. 
If we had some global warming, 
I’d be hotter.